How come no one ever leaves me any comments?


Aren't I cute enough? Did I say something that upset you? Is my blog just not cool enough? Come on, I'm just a fetus, for crying out loud. What were you expecting? Iambic pentameter? Astute observations of my surroundings? I am trapped inside a bubble full of liquid and my only toy is an umbilical cord that I spend most of my time trying to untangle myself from. For entertainment I lick anything within tongue's reach and suck on my own appendages. Still, I am what some might call the miracle of life. Come on, show some respect. Please? I'm just a baby. An itty bitty wittle baby. You don't want to make a baby sad, do you? Just leave me one little comment. Please? Just one itty bitty comment for the itty bitty baby.